Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Rule #8
The secret to successfully wearing shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big for you is not wearing white gym socks over top of black (prescription strength) vein hose (particularly if you are also wearing facial bruises from your attempt to eradicate Mount Vesuvius). No, no the secret is to not wear shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big for you at all.
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4 comments:
girl, are you going to publish a book with your fab rule stories? you are just too much :)
kHm
Hey princess pony, maybe if your feet were normal, it wouldn't be so hard to wear shoes..
amazing! hehe
This cracks me up! Too funny.
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