Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Rule #8

The secret to successfully wearing shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big for you is not wearing white gym socks over top of black (prescription strength) vein hose (particularly if you are also wearing facial bruises from your attempt to eradicate Mount Vesuvius). No, no the secret is to not wear shoes that are 2-3 sizes too big for you at all.

4 comments:

QueenBeeSwain said...

girl, are you going to publish a book with your fab rule stories? you are just too much :)

kHm

Baby Sis said...

Hey princess pony, maybe if your feet were normal, it wouldn't be so hard to wear shoes..

janice_phil said...

amazing! hehe

pocket full of pink said...

This cracks me up! Too funny.