Noooo Way

There was a third sighting of Old Lady Jenkins and the Pink Poodle. After lunch I rushed to inform one of my coworkers about this crime against nature; I don't think she actually believed me. I received an urgent phone call from her after work, though, excitedly telling me that she had just passed OLJatPP. 3 sightings in 2 days? I feel like I'm stuck in an episode of Lost or something. What does it all mean?!