Monday, February 23, 2009

Rule #13... Wiggin' Out

Dear Lovely Woman at the Y,

The next time we happen to be occupying neighboring lockers, please do not remove your wig/ weave thing and place offending hairpiece on my shoes. It will be as awkward then as it was today for me to decide whether to move it myself or ask you to. Faux hair should not be shared; that's wiggedy wiggedy whack.

XOXO,
Polka Dots & Protein Bars

3 comments:

kuhkjhkh said...

oh. my. god.

that's all i can say

Jane said...

that is disgusting.

QueenBeeSwain said...

this stuff only happens to you- good golly!

kHm