Thursday, February 19, 2009

Okay, Now You Have To Be Kidding

On my way to lunch, I passed Old Lady Jenkins and the Pink Poodle again (yes, this phenomena has become a proper noun, as it should). This woman and her pet just fascinate me. The owner must be at least 70, and her poodle is probably a boy. I just wonder what type of "salon" dyes doggies.

In related news, I am really over old people today. Seriously. Listen, I know you're old and winding down your life, but could you just SPEED UP a little? In every way. Driving, walking, shopping at Harris Teeter... just move faster. I know you're probably slowing down to savor your last years, but really, if you move quicker and work more efficiently, you'll have more time for the things you enjoy most like The Price is Right, water aerobics and bridge. I know my complaints are less than PC, but trust me, I can do worse. And also, to you, old man who is probably married to Old Lady Jenkins and the Pink Poodle, please do not lecture me about the need to wear a coat. I know I seemed rude when you asked me if my coat was keeping the car warm and I didn't laugh, but that's because I really don't understand old people humor. Or maybe because it wasn't funny. Sorry.

These tights must be making me crotchety.


Liana said...

you crack me up!! i agree they're so slow, ive almost hit them on so manytimes!

The Pink Chick said...

You are too funny! I would love to see this pink poodle! I am sure it is a funny sight!

Jules said...

You're so funny! What are the chances of seeing the pink poodle again!? So strange.

BLC :o said...

Love it! Also, I wanted to let you know I stopped by to let you know I tagged you on my blog. Xoxo-BLC