Monday, February 2, 2009

Rule #6... Smokin'

If it is 5:30 in the morning, and you are running on the treadmill at a stringent pace, and all of sudden you smell smoke, notice that your towel is missing and all of the treadmills in your row short circuit, you should walk away and pretend that you don't see your towel stuck between the machine and the moving belt smoking and flaming a bit. Just pretend as though you were finished anyway. Go get another towel and find a (much safer and more flame retardant) elliptical.

12 comments:

d.a.r. said...

Oh my gosh. Hilarious!!!

Mrs. Newlywed said...

HAHA :)

QueenBeeSwain said...

just spat out my tea, that is hyster!

kHm

Jules said...

So funny!

Brown Eyed Girl said...

How funny!! Sounds like you got off just in time :)

Good Gals Inc said...

Oh my goodness!?!!? That is the funniest thing ever!!!!

The Pink Chick said...

Oh no! Too funny!

{My Flip Flopz} said...

That's SO funny - I thought those things only happened to me! Thanks for the laugh...

The Polka Dotted Owl said...

Hilarious:) I am loving the blog. I am so much fun playing catch up with your past post!

Rachel H. said...

Too funny!! I can't imagine... :)

Barefoot in the Park said...

oh my goodness! that would make me speed up!

Elizabeth said...

That is just TOO funny! I miss living in Charlotte and driving to the Morrison Y...are you an uptown girl though? I was teaching in South Charlotte until last year.