Tuesday, April 21, 2009

How Did You Get Here? and An Ethical Compromise

I cannot color outside of the lines. Even if I want to. If I try, the lines just mutate and absorb my coloring. Sigh. Today at lunch I returned my hat; HOWEVER, all is not lost. I found a perfectly suitable replacement hat for $14.99. I made the exchange and got $10.73 back. Fabulous compromise! I'll keep my new hat until Saturday at which time I will choose between the hat and my DIY headband. I can breathe a little easier now - and still look fabulous.

In other Polka Dots & Protein Bars News, I have been amusing myself by looking at the search terms that send people to this little blog o' mine. Without further ado, here are my favorites:

1. "Kappa Prep Said" - anything Hopsy says is a "do" in my book.
2. "Lobster Eye" - love my Lobster and her eyes.
3. "Compression Hose Summer Shoes/Sandals" - sorry, Friends, compression hose and summer shoes are not a good mix.
4. "Compression Stockings Sexy" - try as I might, I don't think I can make mine sexy, but maybe a Cougar Grandma can. Rawr...
5. "Appendectomy/Appendicitis Internal Bleeding" - not only should you book it to the ER, you should totally use this as an excuse the next time you don't want to go to class.
6. "Bimbo Protein Bar" - is this is a new brand? I'd love to try it! I'm sure some bimbos do enjoy their processed protein. Were, you, the searcher, disappointed when this wholesome blog was a result for your search?
7. "I Didn't Know The Hamptons Was So Rugged... The Terrain Around Lilly Pulitzer" - hmm, I didn't realize that either!
8. "Ingesting Too Many Protein Bars" - easy to do, but not recommended.
9. "Internal Bleeding 3 Days" - you should get that looked at.
10. "Polka Dentistry" - dental practice and dancing are probably not the best mix, but who am I to judge?
11. "Protein Bars Good Things" - couldn't agree more!
12. "Visible Thong Lines Candid" - isn't the beauty of thongs the absence of panty lines?
13. "Wiggin Polka" - I don't even have a response.
14. "Snuggie Polka Dot" - polka dot Snuggies??? Sign me up!
15. "Polka Dot Mother Goose" - I hate geese. Even the mother kind.

8 comments:

CTB said...

Those are hysterical! I really want to learn how to check this for my blog. Any tips?

Jessica Lee said...

So you live in Charlotte? How cool! I am originally from Kannapolis and I will be attending graduate school at UNC Charlotte in the fall!

BLC :o said...

I am loving the DYI headband ... and have fun at Queens Cup. I am green with envy!!! Xoxo-BLC

Jessica Lee said...

Well, I'm moving back after Graduation on May 8 and I'll be with my parents for the summer (so I can go on vacation!) and then an apartment! I'm attempting to find a decent one now! Any suggestions?

And YES! You can help me celebrate my depressing 22 birthday! :-(

Wearing Mascara said...

LOL!!!! Love the search terms :-)

Southern Savvy said...

Hi! Thanks so much for the sweet comment on my Easter post! I really enjoy hearing from everyone. Have a wonderful week!

BLC :o said...

Hi again, I left you a bloggy award! Pick it up whenever you like. Xoxo-BLC

Mara (The Wedding Cabaret) said...

lol!!