Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dear Peter

Dear Peter Pan Reduced Fat Creamy Peanut Butter,

I'll admit it: We've had a rough couple of years. I consumed two jars of your salmonella-infested lot, and yet, we were able to move on once you stopped avoiding supermarket shelves. Things were going great... until you disappeared again. That's when I met someone else. Your brother. Peter Pan Reduced Fat Crunchy Peanut Butter fulfills needs in me I didn't even know I had. He has revealed a whole new side of our favorite menage a quatro partners - the bread and the banana. No longer am I content with your creamy goodness on my sandwich. The hard crunchiness of your brother's bouquet is a luscious contrast with the soft bananas and Sara Lee Soft & Smooth Whole Wheat - it's a whole new level of flavor and texture. I really thought we could work this out, but I don't think we can; you just can't satisfy like you could in yesteryears. Why should my tastebuds settle for you when I can have your brother for the same price with my VIC card? Sorry, Creamy, but once you crunch you can't return to your regular lunch.

Kindest Regards and Farewells,
Polka Dots & Protein Bars

5 comments:

Prissy Southern Prep said...

This is hilarious. I will have to try this.

Ashley said...

mmmm.. peter pan peanut butter is the best!

Lis said...

Hahahah this is cracking me up! I love crunchy pb!

QueenBeeSwain said...

have you tried the strawberry and flax kashi GoLean waffles with PB and banana? my Saturday AM post workout breakfast of choice! and please confirm that you've had Peter Pan Honey Roasted PB. honestly changed my life!

love that you love your pb and b :)

kHm

Brittney said...

I tagged you!