Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Sticky Fingers

Dear People,

Please stop taking my things.

Christopher and Raphael, do not break into people's homes and steal their TVs, Playstations or computers. You will get caught, and you will go to jail. You probably won't have to pay me my restitution, but you still suck.

Bitches at the Y, if I leave my makeup bag unattended for several minutes, I am not giving it to you. Do not take it. I may look fab, but if you look at my bank account, you will realize otherwise. I buy cheap makeup - there's nothing fancy in my bag. But just because it's cheap doesn't mean I can afford to replace it frequently. And just so you know, the CVS on South Blvd. that I rushed to this morning when I realized my cosmetics were now in your possession is disgusting. I was able to walk away with foundation, blush, eyeshadow and eyeliner, but I had to apply it in the parking lot with my doors locked. I probably look like a clown this morning. Do you know Christopher and Raphael? Because you suck too.

Punches and Kicks,
Polka Dots & Protein Bars

10 comments:

Sara said...

Someone stole your makeup bag? That stinks! Pretty low too since all of us know how much effort goes into finding just the right shades. Sorry that happened to you.

USCEmily said...

What a bummer! I am amazed at how dishonest some people are!!

Lis said...

Oh my gosh some people!! I hope Christopher and Raphael learn their lesson! And eeewww why would someone steal your makeup bag, clearly they are crazy. You poor thing!! You need a bodyguard or something!!

BLC :o said...

Omg! Did those two really break into your place? And stealing make up at the YMCA? That is looww! Bet it was one of those nuddy porkers everyone turns an eye to when they approach the mirror. Ugh! If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my gym card this morning and was DENIED by the guy who ALWAYS greets me by name. I stormed off and thought, fine ... I didn't want to work out anyways. Boo to starting the day off like this! Hope your day is on the up and up!!! Xoxo-BLC

The Pink Chick said...

I can't believe someone stole your make-up bag. How horrible!

Elizabeth said...

Oh girl...that's just awful! I remember some of the sketchy areas of South Blvd...poor thing! :)

Emily said...

Are you serious!? Your house was burglarized AND your make-up bag at the Y? That's ridiculous. I am so sorry!

QueenBeeSwain said...

I am not a walking charity peeps. thanks!

kHm

beth said...

It's always a truly awful feeling to be stolen from--it's such a violation! I'm so sorry this happened to you--perservere!

Tara Gibson said...

oh my gosh that is awful!