Rule #2

While soaking in a Philosophy Cinnamon Buns bubble bath and reading Sophie Kinsella's Remember Me?, it is absolutely imperative to not let your power bill and check, which you are obviously and logically using as a bookmark fall into your tub and disintegrate. If this happens, you will have to call Duke Energy and request that another bill be mailed to you. When they ask for an explanation about what happened to the original bill, try not to be offended when they hang up laughing.