Annnnd It's Monday

This morning I was greeted by my boss in this fashion (please note that he is an upper-middle aged single male).

Boss: Polka Dots, what happened to your fingers?
Me: Staring stupidly at my hands trying to figure out what he could be talking about. ...
Boss: Your nails. Ew. What's wrong with them?
Me: Boss, clearly you are unaware that Santa blessed my stocking with OPI's Tiny Toybox collection featuring the glorious color Brand New Skates. Nothing is "wrong" with my fingers; I am simply letting them dance across the keyboard in high style.
Boss: Ummm, okay. Have a good day.

Image c/o OPI.com

Note: This is the same boss who asked me if I'd gone shopping in my "high school closet" the day I wore my polka dot-and-cupcake Wellies to work on a rainy day. He sure knows how to make a girl feel good about herself.