Rule #34 - Fulfilled

If you start each and every day without fail noshing on a bar of protein, you may discover that manufacturers are beginning to diminish the size of said vittles in an effort to save costs. If your stomach is rebelling in an audible series of rumbles and moans, simply add a 20 oz. bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper to your breakfast routine. You will be unable to discern whether the 23-flavor carbonated refreshment is filling you up or simply bloating your tum-tum. Either way your belly's noisy tantrums will subside without additional calories added to the mix. Of course, your bladder will soon take over the chorus of discontent, but that's where a catheter comes in handy...