Sunday, February 21, 2010

Rule #34 - Fulfilled

If you start each and every day without fail noshing on a bar of protein, you may discover that manufacturers are beginning to diminish the size of said vittles in an effort to save costs. If your stomach is rebelling in an audible series of rumbles and moans, simply add a 20 oz. bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper to your breakfast routine. You will be unable to discern whether the 23-flavor carbonated refreshment is filling you up or simply bloating your tum-tum. Either way your belly's noisy tantrums will subside without additional calories added to the mix. Of course, your bladder will soon take over the chorus of discontent, but that's where a catheter comes in handy...


Elle said...

haha.... I'm so tired of the same packaging smaller size business... I know every company is cutting back, but we're cutting back too, sheesh!

Ams said...

You make me LAUGH! But seriously... we ate hotdogs yesterday and the buns were SO small. I was so confused. The hot dogs have stayed the same - but apparently we allowed less bread!!
Love this post lady!
Hope you had a great weekend :)