Before taking a large swig of last night's diluted glass of Diet Coke at 7:30 a.m., it would behoove you to recall whether or not there's rum in it. If there is, and you forgot, well.... good morning!
When you get caught doing push ups in the work bathroom, scrambling off the floor and explaining that you're looking for a dropped contact is fairly believable. Unless you're wearing glasses. Then you just look extra lame (with tight and toned arms, natch).
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6 comments:
LMAO!!!!!!!!
Did you do these? For serious? lol I freakin LOVE you.
HAHA! Good morning sunshine! ;)
BAHAHAHA!!! i needed this this morning!
oh lady, you always crack me up!
Ohhhhhhh that rum in the morning would be ummmm a surprise?! Yuck!!!
lol
And I love the bathroom floor/pushup scene!!
totes sounds like something i would do. vom!
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