Wednesday, March 17, 2010

I Mean, Really?!

Does the world really need this?

Or this?
The Mankini (seen above) promises:

1. To hold up the weight of the buttocks
2. To lift and define the buttocks' curvature
3. To maximize small/flat derrieres
4. To leave no visible line
5. To enhance the effects of form fitting clothes
6. To add comfort because of support
7. To provide a put together look

Please do yourself a favor and click on the links for a full product description. Who knows, maybe this could go the way of the Snuggie and be a huge pop culture phenomenon. For my retinas' sake I sure hope not.

9 comments:

Melanie's Randomness said...

Geez!! Now I've seen everything!!!! That's a lil over the top.

DSS said...

I have no words! This is by far the most ridiculous thing in a long time...I almost want to order one, just to see if it works. BUT...I will resist :)

Kristin said...

Oh dude...that is wrong on so many levels!

d.a.r. said...

I am going to have nightmares now....

Ams said...

What? You're trying to tell me that you DON'T want one of those? I think you're just full of it. Completely full of it. They are beautiful... just beautiful!! hahahahahaha WOW! The things that people come up with hey!?

Annabel Manners said...

OMG! So funny. Can you imagine the potential wardrobe malfunctions? And how about trying to wriggle out of it discreetly? Too much! :)

SLY said...

Maybe a matching pair for my grandparents' 60th wedding anniversary would be appropriate!? Defining curvature should be priority number one at ages 80 and 82. Just saying.

Candy said...

Gasppp! Good Lord what's the world coming to.

amy (metz) walker said...

HA! Disturbing!