Thursday, December 17, 2009

Rule #29 - Friends... No Benefits

If I have never met you, don't know your name, don't call you, BBM or text you and only see you naked sometimes because you refuse to cover yourself at the Y, I certainly do not want to hear about how Jevarius won't pull his lazy @$$ out of the bed to work out. I also don't want to know about how fly your curves are or how bangin' your new dress is. Add to the list that I don't want to know about how your girl LaShondra is back with her baby daddy even though he doesn't pay child support. Especially when your tatas are literally jiggling in my face.

I don't know your name; you don't know mine. Let's just nod cordially and exchange the occasional smile like the strangers we are. Thanks.

4 comments:

Southern Sunshine said...

HAHA. I am glad we are friends and I've never broken this rule.

The Mrs. said...

I think I just peed my pants! LOL.

THE Stephanie said...

LOL. I LOVE your rules! They're fab! You should write a book :)

southerncollegegirl said...

Love it!