Sunday, August 30, 2009
Rule #23 - Faking It
Before you take up residence in a handicapped bathroom stall, it would be best to make sure no one in a wheelchair is standing... er... sitting... in line too. If you see a set of wheels roll up to the door whilst seated on the toilet, do not panic. Simply flush and adopt a limp as you exit the stall to justify your occupancy. Ignore all the death stares. Then immediately pray for forgiveness. Since you're at church.
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oh my gosh, i've seriously had that thought before as i'm using a handicapped bathroom.. what would i do? thanks for the advice, i'll be sure to adopta limp!
Awh...I never even thought of this, and I know that I've used one without thinking. Thanks for the advice! Ha-Ha!
ahh, no way!! You know, that happened to my grandpa once, and when he apologized all over himself to the guy in the wheelchair, the guy told him, "hey, don't worry about it, we should have to wait in line just as much as you all do!". what a way to look at things. lo.
Ohhhh dear! Bless your heart!!! Xoxo-BLC
Oh no! That is too funny! That is totally going to happen to me one day, although I try my hardest to avoid the handicapped stall if possible. But if there's a line, you know everyone goes in there anyway!
only you, only you!
kHm
That is too funny. I would just die of embarrassment so technically I would sort of then be entitled to use it anyway :)
This is one of my biggest fears! I have always worried about that! This is tooo funny!
Can't type... laughing too hard...
Oh girl. feeling for you on this one. had someone yell at me once for using that stall, "you're not handicapped!" I feel anxious every time I'm "forced" to use the large stall now.
best. story. ever.
I have never had that happen, but any time I sneak into that stall I sweat thinking that when I open the door someone will be there who really needs that stall. I feel for you!!!
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