Thursday, August 13, 2009

Rule #21 - It's All Going Swimmingly

If it is raining outside, and you choose to exercise indoors on a treadmill and various weight machines, you do not need to wear swimming goggles while doing so. Thankfully the roof, walls, and flooring of the building will keep you safe from the external precipitation. While I applaud your risky (avant garde?) fashion statement, Sir, I will probably steer clear of you, lest someone think that we're friends. I will also sneak strange looks at you with your blue-tinted Speedos strapped tightly to your head, and I will laugh. I may even try to take a quick picture of you sprinting and lifting in your chlorine and water shields, but they must also be Blackberry forcefields, because our photo sesh was a no go, which is a shame. Next time, I suggest giving a parasol a whirl.

Splish splash, my peculiar friend.

13 comments:

THE Stephanie said...

I seriously need to come to your gym! Where do you find these people?? LOL

Kora Bruce said...

ditto on the above.

this made me literally LOL. way to make my morning.

Aly said...

Ha that is too funny!

Rachel H. said...

So hilarious!! Ha-Ha!

Piper Jacquelyn said...

Whoa. Are you serious?! That's pretty much awesome.

Miss HoneyDew said...

Is this for real? OMG, LOL!

QueenBeeSwain said...

I just love this looney bin of a gym you go to- I'd go just for the comic relief!

hope you're having fun this long weekend honey bun!

kHm

sarah said...

Please continue stalking this person until you get a photo. Thanksomuch.

Barefoot in the Park said...

muhahaha. can you run the tredmill with a camera phone PLEASE!

Mrs. Hibit said...

I bet the goggles had a vision prescription, and the blind-as-a-bat perpetrator lost his real glasses and had to wear them to suffice. (Pretty sure there is a Seinfeld episode about this very occurrence.)

Texan Couture said...

OMG LMAO that was hilarious!!!

Kristen said...

Oh I wish you would have been able to get a picture! that would have been {well either way it still is!} hilarious!

Ashley said...

I can only imagine that that picture would have been ridiculously awesome!

You have to wonder about some people...