Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Rules #39 and #40 - Words of Wisdom

Before taking a large swig of last night's diluted glass of Diet Coke at 7:30 a.m., it would behoove you to recall whether or not there's rum in it. If there is, and you forgot, well.... good morning!

When you get caught doing push ups in the work bathroom, scrambling off the floor and explaining that you're looking for a dropped contact is fairly believable. Unless you're wearing glasses. Then you just look extra lame (with tight and toned arms, natch).


prettyface said...


Did you do these? For serious? lol I freakin LOVE you.

Anonymous said...

HAHA! Good morning sunshine! ;)

Belle on Heels said...

BAHAHAHA!!! i needed this this morning!

Kora Bruce [Dixie Lust] said...

oh lady, you always crack me up!

Ams said...

Ohhhhhhh that rum in the morning would be ummmm a surprise?! Yuck!!!
And I love the bathroom floor/pushup scene!!

Barefoot in the Park said...

totes sounds like something i would do. vom!