Before taking a large swig of last night's diluted glass of Diet Coke at 7:30 a.m., it would behoove you to recall whether or not there's rum in it. If there is, and you forgot, well.... good morning!
When you get caught doing push ups in the work bathroom, scrambling off the floor and explaining that you're looking for a dropped contact is fairly believable. Unless you're wearing glasses. Then you just look extra lame (with tight and toned arms, natch).