Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Underneath Your Clothes...

Tonight I couldn't find a clean sports bra to wear to the first round of softball playoffs. Solution? I rooted around my drawers until I found a ratty pink leopard print push-up. We lost. By a lot. Coincidence? I think not.

Speaking of undergarments, as I have previously documented, I don't do well with underpinnings of the panty variety. They have a mysterious way of removing themselves from my body during the day. I had successfully lasted 2 months and 17 days without discarding of the offending items during the workday until yesterday. I relapsed. The undies came off, and the smile came on. Not my most graceful or classy moments. Hi, my name is Polka Dots, and I'm a panty remover.

And speaking of social faux pas, I won Queen Bee Swain's Social Climbers giveaway!!! I couldn't be more thrilled to win such an enticing prize. Thanks to Miss Bee and Beth Dunn for providing the fabulous booty.*




*Did you see what I just did there? How I tied that back in to the previous paragraph? Clever. I know.

6 comments:

QueenBeeSwain said...

:) you're crafty lady!

hope you're having a ball in the crazy pre-trip whirlwind of prep- for sure it's a "good" problem to have!

kHm

{My Flip Flopz} said...

That is SO funny and I'm not sure if I should admit it or not but I'm with you!

LuLu Lake said...

Haha! I laughed out loud! Anyone walking by my office could have heard me! Thank you for making me laugh today! I LOVE your blog!

parkaveprincess said...

so funny! congrats on winning the giveaway!

Black Labs and Lilly said...

HA! So funny, and the use of "booty" was beyond clever!

Rachel H. said...

You are hilarious!! :)