Speaking of undergarments, as I have previously documented, I don't do well with underpinnings of the panty variety. They have a mysterious way of removing themselves from my body during the day. I had successfully lasted 2 months and 17 days without discarding of the offending items during the workday until yesterday. I relapsed. The undies came off, and the smile came on. Not my most graceful or classy moments. Hi, my name is Polka Dots, and I'm a panty remover.
And speaking of social faux pas, I won Queen Bee Swain's Social Climbers giveaway!!! I couldn't be more thrilled to win such an enticing prize. Thanks to Miss Bee and Beth Dunn for providing the fabulous booty.*
*Did you see what I just did there? How I tied that back in to the previous paragraph? Clever. I know.
6 comments:
:) you're crafty lady!
hope you're having a ball in the crazy pre-trip whirlwind of prep- for sure it's a "good" problem to have!
kHm
That is SO funny and I'm not sure if I should admit it or not but I'm with you!
Haha! I laughed out loud! Anyone walking by my office could have heard me! Thank you for making me laugh today! I LOVE your blog!
so funny! congrats on winning the giveaway!
HA! So funny, and the use of "booty" was beyond clever!
You are hilarious!! :)
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