Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Suckered

I guess I just can't quit it.

I got suckered into extending my free trial of Match for another 7 days. Turns out I enjoy being winked at, so here we go again. I've been out a few times with The Joker and have really enjoyed spending time with him, so we'll see where that goes. In the meantime, these options, well, they're wide open.

Here are some thoughts I've gathered on my second first day.

1. Don't make your user name "LadiesMan173." If you're on Match, you clearly aren't.
2. Don't post a shirtless picture of yourself unless you really have something to be showing off.
3. Don't expect a response to a message that simply says, "Sup." Particularly when you don't even bother to make it into a question. "Sup" on its own is merely a verb, which makes this message an imperative sentence with an understood you for a subject, meaning you're imploring that I go "sup." My response will be to go get an apple and keep browsing.
4. Sunglasses on a guy can be very deceiving. Very. Deceiving.

5 comments:

Heather said...

Ha. Too funny. Keep us posted on The Joker. And how is your new job going?

Stately Lady said...

Haha YESSSSS the match.com adventures are back! I am so thrilled we, i mean, YOU, decided to extend the trial! :)

The Shabby Princess said...

I need more details on the sunglasses situation, obviously.

And, and, AND: I got my super sweet card and cuff yesterday--you are the sweetest thing ever. I love you!

Barefoot in the Park said...

HA. my husband says the same thing about girls in college who walked around campus with large sunglasses on. what are they hiding? ;)

Angie said...

I 100% agree on your list...especially #4! I went on a date with a guy that I only saw a picture of him in his sunglasses. If you watch Real Housewives of Orange County, he resembled Jeana's son, Shane....until I met him WITHOUT the sunglasses. It was bad. super bad.