Friday, October 16, 2009

Rule #25

When you're working out in the on-trend combination of compression hose and running shorts, and you're stopped by a sweet blue hair inquiring about the brand of the medical accessories, do not let yourself get dragged into a debate about the superiority of Sigvaris over Jobst brand. Instead, invite Ethel to continue the friendly tete-a-tete over the daily special and Jello at K&W Cafeteria. If you don't heed my warning, 40 minutes will slip through your fingers, and the only sweat you'll have to show for it is the frustrated perspiration beading on your upper lip as you insist that thigh-high styles are much more convenient than knee-highs.

3 comments:

Rachel H. said...

Oh no!! Hope you get in a work-out today without being interrupted.

Pink Julep said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!

DSS said...

hahahaha...seriously...hysterical.